Yo my main man Odyssesus was traveling to da land of da cyclops when all of a sudden we heard his say "yo playas you be trippin all over my territory." Our fearles thug leader Odyssesus being the crazy mofo that he is decides to have a rap battle with this one eyed monster. It was looking good for my homie until the cyclops hit us with this little number..."You said the way my blue eyes shined,Put those Georgia stars to shame that nightI said: "That's a lie"Just a boy in a Chevy truck,That had a tendency of gettin' stuck,On backroads at nightAn' I was right there beside him all summer longAn' then the time we woke up to find that summer'd goneBut when you think: Tim McGraw,I hope you think my favorite songThe one we danced to all night long:The moon like a spotlight on the lakeWhen you think happiness,I hope you think: "That little black dress"Think of my head on your chest,An' my old faded blue jeansWhen you think Tim McGraw,I hope you think of meSeptember saw a month of tears,An' thankin' God that you weren't here,To see me like thatBut in a box beneath my bed,Is a letter that you never read,From three summers backIt's hard not to find it all a little bitter sweet,An' lookin' back on all of that, it's nice to believe:When you think: Tim McGraw,I hope you think my favorite songThe one we danced to all night long:The moon like a spotlight on the lakeWhen you think happiness,I hope you think: "That little black dress"Think of my head on your chest,An' my old faded blue jeansWhen you think Tim McGraw,I hope you think of meAnd I'm back for the first time since then:I'm standin' on your street,An' there's a letter left on your doorstep,An' the first thing that you'll read:Is: "When you think: Tim McGraw,"I hope you think my favorite song"Some day you'll turn your radio on,I hope it takes you back to that placeWhen you think happiness,I hope you think: "That little black dress"Think of my head on your chest,An' my old faded blue jeansWhen you think Tim McGraw,I hope you think of meOh, think of me,MmmmYou said the way my blue eyes shined,Put those Georgia stars to shame that nightI said: "That's a lie"". Now we were impressed and he knew he ran the show...so we were forced to stay in his crib for the night. He had all his ladies there and he didnt even share any of them. By the end of the night we had him trippin on who know what when we stabbed him in the eye...he was blinded and furious. we didnt even know what to do because he was on a rampage and it was mad scary. the next thing I remember we were riding on the underhood of a couple of his mustangs on there way to a car show. it was a killer idea by our fearless leader and we got to keep the cars. so we pretty much were safe
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this is the best blog ever!!!!!!!!! i am also an avid fan of these movies i personally believe that the chronicles of narnia is slightly better but its a very close race
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